I don’t commute to work The age-old argument… How do you define being a stay-at-home mom? Husband – “my wife doesn’t work” Stay-at-home mom – “I work from home” Friends/Family – “how’s retirement?” Honestly, it’s bullshit… I mean, c’mon think about it… I wake up at my job, and go to sleep at my job. I’m on-call all night long (which last night i was summoned at 3:15am & 4:30am… then I was kept awake by snoring until 5:30… which, i guess was fortunate because that’s when the tiny human woke up again) My husband wanted to come up with a specific name for what I do, because it can’t be called “work”… so, I told him that he can call it “I don’t commute to work” if that makes him feel better. That is how this whole craziness began. NOW FOR ALL THE WORKING MOMS AND SINGLE MOMS: God should come out of the sky and kiss you on the top of you beautiful head! You ladies are doing two full-time jobs! One you do for free (like me), and the other pays some bills. Either way, being a good mother is a full-time (24/7) job! Disclaimer: This blog is for parents that are NOT sensitive. If you have a sensitivity to curse words, my shit talking about everyone, or you typically have a stick in you bum… please do us all a favor and click to a different page. I will not address any type of hate messages, you will not change my point-of-view (unless you have direct access to my therapist and pull some inception shit on her), and if you correct my grammar… you’re just an asshole. ALL THAT BEING SAID… WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!