Dont worry, this isn’t one of those “self-help” things.
Im talking about the shit no one tells you about… how 1/2 of your hair falls out like 6 months after having a baby. I’m not fucking around. 1/2 of your hair will be gone. It’s unbelievable. You start thinking that you may go bald.
I mean its not bad enough that you have to stay sober, and eat healthy for 10 months, then your body is left in post-pregnancy awkwardness… THEN you lose your hair? I mean, what the fuck? And then I’m supposed to do this over and over again.
I now understand the “mom cut”. Thats because your hair is gone and you have to cut it all off so you don’t cry daily about it.
I hated washing my hair, because I felt like I had murdered a doll with all the hair between my fingers. After months of what people call “shedding”, it stopped.
One magical sunny, winter day, it stopped.
So now, here we are (almost a year later), and it’s growing out. I look freaking insane. I have an Angelic ring out hair that surrounds my face like a glowing halo.
It’s unbelievable. Enjoy the picture of my “mom-growth”. Another badge of weird honor.