Mom Growth

Dont worry, this isn’t one of those “self-help” things.

Im talking about the shit no one tells you about… how 1/2 of your hair falls out like 6 months after having a baby.  I’m not fucking around.  1/2 of your hair will be gone.  It’s unbelievable.  You start thinking that you may go bald.

I mean its not bad enough that you have to stay sober, and eat healthy for 10 months, then your body is left in post-pregnancy awkwardness… THEN you lose your hair?  I mean, what the fuck?  And then I’m supposed to do this over and over again.

I now understand the “mom cut”.  Thats because your hair is gone and you have to cut it all off so you don’t cry daily about it.

I hated washing my hair, because I felt like I had murdered a doll with all the hair between my fingers.  After months of what people call “shedding”, it stopped.

One magical sunny, winter day, it stopped.

So now, here we are (almost a year later), and it’s growing out.  I look freaking insane.  I have an Angelic ring out hair that surrounds my face like a glowing halo.

It’s unbelievable.  Enjoy the picture of my “mom-growth”.  Another badge of weird honor.

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Budget

Is there such thing as a 6 letter word?

If there is, it’s definitely budget.

I’ve been gone for over a month, because we are now on a crazy budget.  I say crazy because most people think getting completely out of debt in your 30’s in not doable.

Just a little background….

Husband graduated school with almost twice as much debt as our house.  You’re either thinking…

“wow, that’s a lot of student loans”
OR
“how cheap was that house?”

You’re right on both parts.  He had almost 1/4 million dollars in loans… just under, and I stole our house after the market crashed.  We obviously had to GUT the crap out of the house…  We ended up mortgaging peanuts to live in happening South Florida.  So, we threw crazy money at his loans the first couple years of our marriage… just to kill the predator of debt.

It was exhausting and stressful.  So, we added to the stress and had a baby.  Nothing makes things calmer… a baby will make things easier… haha no.  I’m just getting older and I figured “fuck it” the loans will always exist.

THEN I quit my job.  I told the retail to shove it by politely putting in my two weeks in and I was on my way.

Nothing takes away stress like the loss of an income…. right?  I’m caring for the baby… that’s the stress… no?  Ok, obviously money is the source of most people’s stress.  Which brings me to the crazy budget.

Husband, being a true Virgo, has to get all his ducks in a row BEFORE making a decision.  I’m obviously not that way.  So for almost 2 months he researched Dave Ramsey.  He is a “get out of debt” guru to many.  He asked me about this dude, and after hearing a few things I liked… I JUMPED into it.

So, I haven’t posted shit in over a month because I have been twerkin’ for that money honey.  Ok, obviously no… I mean c’mon.  But setting up, managing, and coming up with extra cash is another full-time job.

I am the CHO (Chief Household Operator), baby butt wiper, budget master extraordinaire, and seller of old things.

Its been crazy.  I sold almost 4K in the month of December to go toward debt.  Debt is truly a four letter word.  It’s ugly and stressful and more terrible the anything my potty mouth can utter.  This crazy expeience is not only alieviating stress, but making my marriage stronger.  It’s something we are doing to further the life of our family.

So, have no fear… my insanity will return this month as I have learned to balance more tasks in my life.

If you’re interested in killing your debt with the atomic bomb… I would recommend this guy.  We are on track to be completely out of debt… car, student loans, house in about 2 more years.  Talk about freedom.  This isn’t one of those get rich pyramid schemes… this is actual work for just yourself.  You can listen to his pod casts for free, and if you want his book its like $10.

Good luck my friends… my the force be with you.  I hope you enjoy the new posts!