So, I quit my “glamourous” job 5 months ago, and became a full-time mommy. It’s amusing how people think I sit on my ass all day and eat bonbons (not sure if those even exist).
I’m literally wiping shit, cleaning, and cooking all day. ALL DAY. ALL DAY. ALL DAY.
I know when my child grows up, and writes her first mother’s day questionnaire at school… she will say my favorite thing to do is cook and wash dishes. Let me tell you, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Unfortunately, I was blessed with being a good cook. My grandma always says thats the worst thing to be known for… reason being… everyone wants you to cook for them, and that is definitely the truth!
Grandma says it’s better to be known for being a “sex pot” because then all you have to do is lay on your back with your feet up.
God, that crazy lady is hilarious. I could never say that to my daughter… that little nugget is definitely learning to cook. By the way, my grandma is a phenomenal cook, and I DID let her know that “sex pots” do way more then lay on their back.
Don’t get me wrong, I do get an occasional nap. I think I had one about 6 weeks ago.
So this is it, this is what I thought would be tennis and manicures… ha, I need to be a stay-at-home mom with full-time help. That is the image everyone assumes this role is anyways,